and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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