I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Boobs are out for the taking
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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