Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She announced her abortion via fbk
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
