How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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