I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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