so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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