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The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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