I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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