Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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