Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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