wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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