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(770): View more from Georgia

Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

(404): View more from Georgia

Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

(770): View more from Georgia

Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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(614): View more from Ohio

The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.

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(347): View more from New York

We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"

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(503): View more from Oregon

I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories

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(716): View more from New York

I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day

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(323): View more from California

Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father

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