you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I party with great urgency now.
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