question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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