I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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