we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I believe in your delicious
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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