You work out of a Hotel?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize