Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Found the puke drawer
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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