What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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