Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Mom said you looked used
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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