He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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