I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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