You can't motorboat a personality
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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