you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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