I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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