I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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