She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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