I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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