Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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