Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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