I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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