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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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