She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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