What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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