We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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