girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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