Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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