She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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