I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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