I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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