So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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