thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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