I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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