I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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