I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think your dad took our porno
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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