whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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