it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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