I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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