She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
this will be a night to untag.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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