you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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