so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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