He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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