he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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