He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
