So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Randomize
