did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Randomize
